Saturday, 11 June 2011

I've just checked the mirror and it doesn't say "slapper" on my forehead!

So if that is the case, then why do so many people think I'm going to jump into bed with them just because they send me a message titled "gorgeous babe"... I don't get it!

**Dating site number three, and this one is completely free, although I think there are probably people here that are even worse than at the paid ones!**

I must be very naive, or innocent (?) as when I say to someone "I like the tattoo on your arm" the last thing I'm expecting by way of a reply is "would you like to lick it?"... erm... no thanks! Why the hell would I want to lick a strange man's arm? I wouldn't lick the arm tat's of people I know, so I have no idea why I'd accept such a ridiculous offer from someone 74 miles away from me LOL!

Then when I decline the offers, both to do the above and have sex with this guy I get told "ur no fun"... we obviously have vastly different ideas about "fun" hahaha. When I replied that I "maybe no fun but I'm also not a slut", he replied that it was ok as he's actually married!! My parting message to him was this:

"Yet you have your relationship status set as "single" and say that you have just had a bad break up? Oh dear."


Gladly I have heard nothing since.


Seriously, are people so desperate that they have to troll for sleazy hook-ups like this? If he wanted "kinky sex" so badly (which he asked me if I was interested in!) why not go and shag his wife? He said he was married, hahaha. Either that or go and find a prostitute... or was he hoping to find someone willing to do it for free!

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